Friday, December 11, 2009

The Women of Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods has been linked to so many women, it's hard to keep them all straight. To help you out, we put together a list (with pictures) of Tiger's mistresses!

Here's a primer on the eight women linked to the world's top golfer (with names, as of this writing), with corresponding images below (left to right) ...

1. Rachel Uchitel. NYC club hostess. The first mistress linked to Woods, sparking his fight with wife Elin, which led to his car crash. His emails suggest he was falling for Rachel, but now she's just worried what diseases he may have given her.
2. Jamie Grubbs. Tool Academy contestant and cocktail waitress. Had 31-month-long affair with Woods and coughed up the voicemail to prove it. Thinks we are dumb enough to believe her when she says she didn't know he was married.
3. Kalika Moquin. Club manager/promoter from Las Vegas.
4. Jamie Jungers. Very cute, but totally trashy lingerie model from Vegas. Says she spent Tiger's money on liposuction during the time they were together.

Women of Tiger

5. Mindy Lawton. Trailer park waitress from Orlando. Kind of blah. Said Woods' wife Elin was pregnant during their affair, and that Tiger hates condoms.
6. Cori Rist. Aspiring, mostly failed model. Met Woods at a Manhattan club last year. Was married herself (with a child) throughout her fling with Woods.
7. Holly Sampson. Former porn star. Says she first met Tiger at his bachelor party... where they had sex. Spoiler alert: It wasn't the last time they did.
8. Joslyn James. Current porn star.

There you go. Now you're all up to date, and have a cheat sheet to refer back to. Until another "alleged" Tiger Woods plaything comes forward and makes this awesome composite image we made obsolete. Give it a couple of hours.

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